Absolutely DO NOT speak to me. Staring at the sky does NOT mean I welcome your small talk; I am having some pretty deep thoughts here! Note very polite, but sometimes indispensable. You're welcome.
Unisex chest measures: Small 34-36", Medium 38-40", Large 42-44", XL 46-48", XXL 50-52".
Care: Machine wash cool. Tumble dry low. Do not iron text/images.